It was made when the two were teenagers and still gave a crap. Despite this, the bonus film on the disc, Hallucinations, is the best Polonia Brothers film I have ever seen.
SPLATTER BEACH DEATHS MOVIE
Don’t watch this movie unless you are determined to see the entire filmography of John Polonia or Dave Fife. Harder to sit through, however, are the drawn out sequences featuring poorly edited teenage girls dancing to a garage band playing an extremely repetitive song. Dave Fife walks back and forth along a beach and has to put up with the obnoxiously unfunny and uninteresting characters of Brice Kennedy and his girlfriend while being accused of homosexuality by Ken Van Sant. Most of the rest of the film consists of padding. We’re seriously supposed to laugh at this. The comedic height of the film is when a character chooses to become a lesbian. However, because this is a comedy, expect the characters to talk about homosexuality, sexual acts, farting, lesbianism, Hercules movies, homosexuality, and farting Hercules before they die. This film has the standard Polonia plot of ” a man in a homemade monster suit shows up in Pennsylvania and kills a few people whom the directors know”. However, comedy is the thing that the Polonia brothers do the worst. This is supposed to be a comedic tribute to the beach monster movies of the 1960s.
It has nothing to do with Splatter Farm, which is probably a better film. All McWatt sees is a splatter of blood and guts across his. Although it’s not completely boring like Razorteeth or The House that Screamed, the sheer amount of forced comedy in this one makes it hard to put up with at times. Unlike the deaths that take place over the airspace above German-controlled Italy, Kid Sampson meets an untimely demise by accident. Im not certain whether the beach earned its title as a result of the deaths which. Review: This is one of John Polonia’s last movies and possibly one of his worst. Splatter Beach is a 2007 low-budget horror comedy film made by the. It’s also very, very hungry and not for seafood anymore. It swims silently, can breathe air and walks upright. Northumberland County District Attorney Tony Matulewicz and Coal Township police declined to comment late Sunday night.Overview: Something ancient lurks in the surf off Sea Bright Beach. Officers then checked a bedroom where they discovered the woman and a baseball bat near the bed where the woman was discovered the warrant said. When officers continued to investigate they found a syringe and took Depka into custody. When police arrived they encountered an individual in a bathroom, who was later to be determined as Depka, who told them he was ripping up the floor to replace it, according to the warrant. The neighbor told police she called the woman and got no response. The civil unrest and protests began as part of international reactions to the murder of George Floyd, a 46-year-old African American man who was murdered during an arrest after Derek Chauvin, a Minneapolis Police Department officer, knelt on Floyd's. The neighbor said the two women had been communicating by phone and then it stopped, according to the warrant. The George Floyd protests are ongoing protests against police brutality and racism that began in Minneapolis in the United States on May 26, 2020. When the neighbor tried to contact the woman she could not get reach her and that's when she called police.
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